Reno and Kadaj - Too different

KADAJ: No! I am not doing this ! Not with him
RENO: *grins* This is your own fault for getting drunk, Kadaj
KADAJ:  *glares at RENO* Shut up - you're one to talk . . .

CLOUD: Kadaj, just sing the song
KADAJ: *flailing arms* No, no, no, no, no!!
RENO: *points to KADAJ* Why the remnant ?!
RUFUS: *crosses arms* Reno . . .
RENO: *groans* Fi-i-i-i-ne , I'll do it


Both: *throw dark glares at each other*
You and I are
So awfully different
Too awfully different
To ever be pals

RENO:
Do you want to go first?

KADAJ:
Yeah I’ll go
Your favorite hero is the Marquee de Sad

RENO:
Oh you're one to talk,
You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad

KADAJ: *O.o *
Oh one time

RENO:
I’ve a style flair, just look at my hip hair

KADAJ:
Oh yeah, that’s quite a nice do there

RENO:
Oh thanks

KADAJ:
FOR ME TO POOP ON

RENO: *blinks*
What?

KADAJ:
Oh come on you look like Charlie brown

RENO: *sticks out tongue*
Bite me snoopy

Both:
There's not,
A whole lot,
That we've got
To agree on

KADAJ:
‘Cause I like the strains of a classical score
RENO:
And I like that singer who looks like a whore

KADAJ:
Ricky Martin?

RENO:
Luv’ ‘em.

Both:
Were too different to ever be pals
You and I are
(YAZOO and LOZ: doo doo doop)
So awfully different
(YAZOO and LOZ: doo doo doop)
Too awfully different
(YAZOO and LOZ: doo doo doop)
To ever be palls
(YAZOO and LOZ: doo doo doo doo doo doo dooyadoo doop)

KADAJ:
Your head’s as massive as a meteorite
RENO:
Oh very funny,
You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
* RUFUS and CLOUD are cracking up hysterically*
KADAJ: *elbows RENO*
I’d bet money
You’ll marry a honey
Who’s pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted

RENO:  *rolls eyes*
Oh a gay joke

KADAJ: *shrugs*
I just work with what you give me

Both:
You might think we're N*SYNC, but we stink! As a duo...

KADAJ:
Because you get a kick out of carnage and guts

RENO:
And you get a kick out of stroking your-

KADAJ:
Whoa, whoa, you can’t say that on T.V.

RENO:
What ego?

KADAJ:
Nevermind

Both:
We’re too different to ever be pals!